Mostly Rehashed Shit From Other Essays

Hollywood officials report that vast reserves of shitty TV shows have been discovered several hundred meters below the lowest common denominator. Look for these new programs this fall:

1)      Mike Evans, Dolphin Hunter

2)      So You Think You Can Watch Paint Dry

3)      America’s Top Plumber: The Toilet Whisperer

4)      Celebrity Interviews: Kevin Spacey’s Personal Assistant’s Dog Walker

5)      CSI: Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood

6)      America’s Funniest Home Fatalities

7)      The Rush Limbaugh Gospel Hour