This whole right to marry for gays is a complete non-issue in most of Europe but the Rick Santorum crowd (and candidacy) lingers on. How many times can American conservatives be on the wrong side of history? I suppose it’s possible for them to be wrong more than every time if history repeats itself, as my friend Eric pointed out in a brilliant observation.
1) God hates fags. (I could go for a big, fat cock right about now.)
2) It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! (If I have to have sex with my wife one more time I’m going to throw myself under a bus.)
3) The want to teach the gay lifestyle in our schools. (Will my daughter notice that I have her Justin Bieber magazine?)
4) Sodomy is an abomination. (This rubber fist in my butt feels amazing.)